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Sunglasses that cover up your bad habits like a dirty secret. They’re your excuse for looking like a raccoon who’s been partying for days.

My sunglasses are so thick, my eyes look like they’ve been through a war.

I wear them so no one can see my face after my third energy drink.

My sunglasses are my only hope of hiding the fact I’ve been eating pizza for three days straight.

Those glasses you wear to hide your sins. They’re like a shield for your face when you’ve been doing terrible things all day.

My sunglasses are my armor after I skipped class and smoked a whole pack of cigarettes.

I wear them because my face looks like it’s been hit by a truck.

They cover up the fact I’ve been drinking soda all morning and eating chicken nuggets for breakfast.

Sunglasses that lie for you. They say you look cool, but really you’ve been doing stupid stuff all day.

I wear them so no one can see my face after I ate three slices of cake and drank a whole bottle of soda.

They make me look like a tough guy, even though I’ve been crying over a bad grade.

They’re my cover for looking like I’ve been up all night playing video games.