habistopfry
the urge to fry something so strong it makes you yell at your own brain
I saw a donut and yelled, 'Fry it! Fry it now!' My brain said, 'No.' I fried it.
I had to fry that taco or I’d cry. My brain didn’t help.
I saw a hot dog and I got mad. I fried it. My brain is now a fried hot dog.