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when you gotta drop everything to fry something like it’s the last damn meal on Earth

I saw a burger and I had to stop my whole life to fry it. I’m not sorry.

The chicken was screaming for mercy. I had to fry it. No choice.

My mom said, 'Don’t stop frying that pizza!' I didn’t listen. I got fired.

the urge to fry something so strong it makes you yell at your own brain

I saw a donut and yelled, 'Fry it! Fry it now!' My brain said, 'No.' I fried it.

I had to fry that taco or I’d cry. My brain didn’t help.

I saw a hot dog and I got mad. I fried it. My brain is now a fried hot dog.

when frying something is more important than your life, your friends, or your dignity

I skipped my birthday party to fry a piece of bread. It was worth it.

My friend asked me to go to the mall. I said no. I had to fry something.

I let my dog eat my homework because I was frying a burger. No regrets.

the moment you see something edible and you just gotta fry it like it’s a crime

I saw a bagel and I said, 'This bagel is guilty. Fry it.'

My dad walked in with a sandwich and I yelled, 'Fry it!' He looked confused.

I saw a muffin and I had to fry it. It was a crime.

when you’re so obsessed with frying something it turns into a full-blown disaster

I tried to fry a pizza and my kitchen caught fire. I’m a hero.

I had to fry that cake. The cake was mad. It exploded.

I fried a sandwich so much it became a new kind of food. It’s called a ‘frytastrophe.’

when frying something becomes a lifestyle, and you don’t care if you’re late for work or your mom’s funeral

I fried my breakfast, my lunch, and my dinner. I didn’t go to work. I’m a fry god.

My mom died and I fried a burger. That’s how I mourned.

I missed my flight to see my dad because I had to fry something. It was worth it.