Habifittz
When two guys, still wet behind the ears, are totally into each other but too chicken to be seen dead with another guy. So they sit there blushing like fools while everyone else thinks they're just dumb.
'Why are you staring at him in math class? He’s the only one who gets your dumb jokes.'
'He smiled at me during lunch. I almost puked.'
'Why did you run out of the cafeteria? I asked you if you wanted a snack.'