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When two guys, still wet behind the ears, are totally into each other but too chicken to be seen dead with another guy. So they sit there blushing like fools while everyone else thinks they're just dumb.

'Why are you staring at him in math class? He’s the only one who gets your dumb jokes.'

'He smiled at me during lunch. I almost puked.'

'Why did you run out of the cafeteria? I asked you if you wanted a snack.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Two boys who think they're being cool by not being gay, but they're just too scared to say it out loud. They act like they’re the only ones who can handle the pressure of school.

'Why did you sit next to him at the movie? You could’ve just watched it alone.'

'He winked at me. I thought he was being weird.'

'Why did you laugh at his joke? That was the first time he ever talked to you.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When two guys are too scared to be gay, so they spend all their time pretending they're not. They act like they’re the kings of the school while secretly dying inside.

'Why did you ask him to the dance? You’re the only one who knows he’s into you.'

'He passed me a note. I almost read it out loud.'

'Why did you blush when he said hi? You’re the biggest idiot ever.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Two boys who are too scared to admit they’re into each other. They spend all their time pretending they're just friends while secretly thinking about kissing each other.

'Why did you say you were going to the mall with him? You could’ve just gone with your friend.'

'He gave me a high five. I almost fell over.'

'Why did you smile when he said your name? You’re the dumbest person ever.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When two guys are totally into each other but too scared to be seen with another guy. They act like they hate each other while secretly dying inside.

'Why did you yell at him in the hallway? You were the only one who got his joke.'

'He looked at me in the cafeteria. I almost screamed.'

'Why did you ignore him at lunch? He asked you if you wanted a snack.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Two boys who are too afraid to be gay, so they spend all their time pretending they're just friends. They act like they're the coolest people in school while secretly thinking about kissing each other.

'Why did you sit next to him in science class? You could’ve just sat with your friend.'

'He passed me a note. I almost read it out loud.'

'Why did you blush when he said your name? You’re the dumbest person ever.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago