Habifittz
Two boys who are too afraid to be gay, so they spend all their time pretending they're just friends. They act like they're the coolest people in school while secretly thinking about kissing each other.
'Why did you sit next to him in science class? You could’ve just sat with your friend.'
'He passed me a note. I almost read it out loud.'
'Why did you blush when he said your name? You’re the dumbest person ever.'