Habesha
Habesha is a group of people who all speak different languages but somehow still manage to fight over the same stupid things. They’re like a bunch of people who just don’t know when to stop being annoying.
Tigre, Tigrinya, Gurage, Amharic, and Harrari all hate each other, but they’re still all Habesha.
My Habesha cousin said I’m not Habesha because I don’t like the word ‘Ge’ez’.
My Habesha neighbor started a war over who invented injera first.