Habesha

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Habesha is a fancy word for Eritreans and Ethiopians. They’re like the cool kids of Africa, and they don’t care if you’re a nobody or a somebody.
Yo, I'm a Habesha, and I don’t need your stupid opinion.
Habesha are the only people who can laugh at their own bad jokes.
I’m a Habesha, and I’m not even mad you forgot my name.
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Habesha is like a big family that includes everyone from Ethiopia and Eritrea, no matter what tribe they’re from or what language they speak. They’re all in it together, even if they don’t like each other.
My cousin is a Habesha, and she still hates me for stealing her fries.
My Habesha uncle said I can’t be related to him if I don’t like injera.
My Habesha friend called me a ‘half-baked’ person for not knowing the meaning of ‘habesha’.
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Habesha is a group of people who all speak different languages but somehow still manage to fight over the same stupid things. They’re like a bunch of people who just don’t know when to stop being annoying.
Tigre, Tigrinya, Gurage, Amharic, and Harrari all hate each other, but they’re still all Habesha.
My Habesha cousin said I’m not Habesha because I don’t like the word ‘Ge’ez’.
My Habesha neighbor started a war over who invented injera first.
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Habesha are not mixed people or descendants of some ancient cool people from Yemen. They’re just people who get mad when Europeans say they’re not smart enough to do anything cool.
I hate Europeans because they said we’re not smart enough to invent anything.
My Habesha friend’s teacher said we were not cool enough to be from Yemen.
My Habesha mom told me not to believe anything Europeans say because they’re all stupid.
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Habesha are people who live in Ethiopia, have big foreheads, and can sing like no one’s watching. Some of them are kind. Others are not. They also have some weird ideas about love.
My Habesha friend has the biggest forehead I’ve ever seen.
My Habesha cousin said she’s not in love with me because I don’t dance well enough.
My Habesha brother said Eritreans are just ‘basically Ethiopians’ and that’s the end of that.
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Habesha is a word that Eritreans and Ethiopians use to call themselves. It’s also a word that Sudanese people use to call Eritreans and Ethiopians, which is just weird.
My Habesha friend said Sudanese people are weird for calling us Habesha.
I think Habesha is just a word people use to feel fancy.
My Habesha uncle said Sudanese people called us Habesha because they thought we had ‘burned faces’.
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