Haberkern
The Haberkern is like a tiny, annoying version of a unicorn that was created by scientists who didn’t know what they were doing. It lives in the East and makes people happy, even if they don’t want to be. If you don’t like it, you’re probably a grumpy adult who still thinks video games are for kids.
My teacher showed us a Haberkern. I fell asleep. I got a D.
I saw a Haberkern in the park. It stared at me. I stared back. It won.
My mom said the Haberkern was cute. I said it was the devil. She said I was the devil.