Haberkern

The Haberkern is a tiny, annoying creature that looks like it was made by a kid who got hit in the face with glitter. It lives in the East, where it was born from a lab experiment that should have been canceled. People who see it get happy, but only because they're too dumb to notice they're being tortured by cuteness.

The Haberkern is a tiny, annoying creature that makes people smile like they just won the lottery. It was made by scientists who probably had too much coffee and not enough sanity. It lives in the East, and if you don’t like it, you’re probably the kind of person who thinks pizza is a side dish.

The Haberkern is like a tiny, annoying version of a unicorn that was created by scientists who didn’t know what they were doing. It lives in the East and makes people happy, even if they don’t want to be. If you don’t like it, you’re probably a grumpy adult who still thinks video games are for kids.