Haberkern
The Haberkern is a tiny, annoying creature that makes people smile like they just won the lottery. It was made by scientists who probably had too much coffee and not enough sanity. It lives in the East, and if you don’t like it, you’re probably the kind of person who thinks pizza is a side dish.
My dog saw a Haberkern and started dancing. I was confused. Now I’m scared.
I tried to ignore the Haberkern. It followed me to work. I quit.
I asked my boss if the Haberkern was a threat. He said it was. I got fired.