Haberer
A Haberer is a stoner who texts all the ugly girls and thinks he's the best at the gym but just does curls and leaves to smoke weed.
Haberer: 'I'm texting 12 girls at once!' (they all replied 'hi')
Haberer: 'I did 10 curls and left the gym!' (he didn't even sweat)
Haberer: 'I'm the best at the gym!' (he got kicked out for smoking in the lobby)