Haberer

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Haberers are loud mouthed Americans who think they're cool, but they're just full of hot air and stupid.

Haberer: 'I'm the best at everything!' (he failed math)

Haberer: 'I'm going to be famous!' (he posted a 30-second video of himself dancing badly)

Haberer: 'I'm the king of the world!' (he got kicked out of a store)

A Haberer is a bear that's meaner than a backstabbing friend and will rip you apart if you're not careful.

Bear: 'I'm going to eat you!' (he ate a guy's face)

Bear: 'I'm not hungry, but I'm going to eat you anyway!' (he ate a guy's leg)

Bear: 'I'm tired, but I'm still going to eat you!' (he ate a guy's arm)

A Haberer is a stoner who texts all the ugly girls and thinks he's the best at the gym but just does curls and leaves to smoke weed.

Haberer: 'I'm texting 12 girls at once!' (they all replied 'hi')

Haberer: 'I did 10 curls and left the gym!' (he didn't even sweat)

Haberer: 'I'm the best at the gym!' (he got kicked out for smoking in the lobby)

Haberers are weird loners with cat-like brains who think they're smart but are just weird.

Haberer: 'I'm smart, but I'm also weird!' (he talked to a cat for 2 hours)

Haberer: 'I'm like a cat!' (he hid under a table for 3 days)

Haberer: 'I'm not weird, I'm just different!' (he ate a whole pizza by himself)

A Haberer has the worst name ever and is the biggest lush you've ever seen but is also a good friend to everyone.

Haberer: 'My name is the worst ever!' (he cried in the middle of a party)

Haberer: 'I'm the biggest lush!' (he passed out on the floor)

Haberer: 'I'm a good friend!' (he forgot about everyone else)

To Haberer is to either act like you're super happy or super mad, depending on how many times you say it.

Haberer: 'Waaa!' (he was super happy about getting kicked out of a store)

Haberer: 'Waaa waaa waaa!' (he was super mad about getting kicked out of 3 stores)

Haberer: 'Waaa?' (he was confused about why he got kicked out of a store)

A Haberer is a guy who just wants to drink milk from a girl's tit and doesn't care about anything else.

Haberer: 'I just wanna nut on her titie!' (he was drunk and confused)

Haberer: 'Her titie milkers are the best!' (he passed out on the floor)

Haberer: 'I don't care about anything else!' (he said that while trying to drink milk from a guy's tit)