Haberer
A Haberer has the worst name ever and is the biggest lush you've ever seen but is also a good friend to everyone.
Haberer: 'My name is the worst ever!' (he cried in the middle of a party)
Haberer: 'I'm the biggest lush!' (he passed out on the floor)
Haberer: 'I'm a good friend!' (he forgot about everyone else)