haberdaiquiri
when a little girl gets a fancy drink that’s really just a way to make her think she’s fancy while the adult is probably cheating on her dad or something
My sister got a haberdaiquiri and said it was the best thing ever until she realized it was just juice
My teacher gave me a haberdaiquiri and said it was for being a troublemaker
My mom drank a haberdaiquiri and said it was the only thing keeping her from getting a divorce