haberdaiquiri

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a silly mix of daiquiri and haberdashery that’s like when a kid gets a fancy drink but it’s just sugar water and glitter because the adult is too busy pretending they’re not a bad mom

My kid got a haberdaiquiri and cried because it tasted like a glitter explosion

The teacher gave me a haberdaiquiri and said it was for being a bad influence

My mom ordered a haberdaiquiri and it came with a side of guilt

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when a little girl gets a fancy drink that’s really just a way to make her think she’s fancy while the adult is probably cheating on her dad or something

My sister got a haberdaiquiri and said it was the best thing ever until she realized it was just juice

My teacher gave me a haberdaiquiri and said it was for being a troublemaker

My mom drank a haberdaiquiri and said it was the only thing keeping her from getting a divorce

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a fancy drink for little girls who think they’re cool but it’s just a way to make them sit still while the adult is probably getting into trouble or stealing from the school

My little brother got a haberdaiquiri and said it was the best drink ever until he realized it was just sugar

My mom got a haberdaiquiri and said it was the only thing keeping her from getting fired

My teacher gave me a haberdaiquiri and said it was for being too loud

by Slangipedia 3d ago