Haber Syndrome
It’s when you’re so sick of men named Haber that you seduce yourself to get them to like you again. It’s the worst kind of love and redheads are the ones who suffer the most. Tom Petty might be the only one who can save you from it.
I seduced my reflection just to make my Haber ex come back to me.
I texted my ex-Haber 3 times in a row and got no response. Now I’m crying in the hallway.
I listened to Tom Petty for 10 minutes and forgot about my Haber problems for 5 seconds.