Haber Syndrome

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When you get so obsessed with men named Haber that you start imagining they're whispering your name in their sleep and you seduce yourself just to make them go back to you. It’s like having a mental disease that makes you crazy and redheads get it the worst.

I saw a guy named Haber in the grocery store and now I dream about him every night.

I texted my ex-Haber 17 times in one day because I thought he was thinking about me.

I took a shower just to feel closer to my old Haber lover.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It's when you're so in love with men named Haber that you actually start cheating on yourself just to win them back. It's like a curse and redheads are the ones who get hit the hardest. Tom Petty can only help for a little while.

I cheated on myself just to get my Haber ex back. I don’t even know why I did it.

I sat in my car for 2 hours just to listen to Tom Petty and forget about my Haber problems.

I took a selfie in front of the mirror and called it a date with my Haber soulmate.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s when you’re so sick of men named Haber that you seduce yourself to get them to like you again. It’s the worst kind of love and redheads are the ones who suffer the most. Tom Petty might be the only one who can save you from it.

I seduced my reflection just to make my Haber ex come back to me.

I texted my ex-Haber 3 times in a row and got no response. Now I’m crying in the hallway.

I listened to Tom Petty for 10 minutes and forgot about my Haber problems for 5 seconds.

by Slangipedia 12d ago