habemus bathroom - A fancy, stupid way of saying you just used the bathroom and

A fancy, stupid way of saying you just used the bathroom and it felt like a big event.

Habemus bathroom. I just did my business and it felt like a royal event.

Habemus bathroom. I peed so hard the sink turned into a waterfall.

Habemus bathroom. I came, I did my business, I left like a king.