habemus bathroom

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A fancy way of saying you just pooped and left the bathroom like a king, or maybe you peed so hard the toilet was proud.

Habemus bathroom, my friends. The throne has been claimed.

I just did my business and left the bathroom like I owned it. Habemus bathroom.

Habemus bathroom. The toilet didn’t even need to wipe itself.

When you finish your business in the bathroom and say it like you just won the championship.

Habemus bathroom. I just conquered the restroom.

Habemus bathroom. I peed so hard the sink started laughing.

Habemus bathroom. I came, I saw, I left the toilet.

A fancy, fake Latin way of telling everyone you just did your business and left the bathroom like it was nothing.

Habemus bathroom. I just did my business and walked out like I was a superhero.

Habemus bathroom. I pooped so loud the whole building heard it.

Habemus bathroom. I peed so hard the toilet started a band.

A fancy way of saying you used the bathroom and left like you just finished a big mission.

Habemus bathroom. I just finished my mission in the restroom.

Habemus bathroom. I peed so hard it was like a war.

Habemus bathroom. I came, I did my business, I left.

When you use the bathroom and say it like it was a big deal, even though you just went number two.

Habemus bathroom. I just went number two and it was a big deal.

Habemus bathroom. I pooped so hard the ceiling cracked.

Habemus bathroom. I peed so much it was a flood.

A fancy, stupid way of saying you just used the bathroom and it felt like a big event.

Habemus bathroom. I just did my business and it felt like a royal event.

Habemus bathroom. I peed so hard the sink turned into a waterfall.

Habemus bathroom. I came, I did my business, I left like a king.