habeeba hair crisis - Habeeba hair crisis happens when a habeeba’s hair is a mess,

Habeeba hair crisis happens when a habeeba’s hair is a mess, and they think they’re the main character while everyone else is just side hoes.

My hair is a disaster, and I still think I’m the main character.

Hamza is the real side hoe. I just don’t know that yet.

I have 25 side hoes, and none of them know they’re not the main character.