habeeba hair crisis

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Habeeba hair crisis is when a habeeba can’t do their hair right and it ends up in their eyes like Azula from ATLA. They laugh at ass jokes all year and think Hisoka is a pedo clown god.

My hair looks like a disaster, and I still laughed at that ass joke during math class.

I think Hisoka is a pedo clown and a god. Both.

My hair is so bad it looks like Azula’s final form.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Habeeba hair crisis happens when a habeeba’s hair is a mess, and they think they’re the main character while everyone else is just side hoes.

My hair is a disaster, and I still think I’m the main character.

Hamza is the real side hoe. I just don’t know that yet.

I have 25 side hoes, and none of them know they’re not the main character.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Habeeba hair crisis is when a habeeba’s hair is all over the place, they laugh at ass jokes, and they think Hisoka and pro heroes are the best.

I laughed at that ass joke so hard I got in trouble.

Hisoka is the best pedo clown ever. Pro heroes are also hot.

My hair looks like a mess, but I still think I’m the main character.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Habeeba hair crisis is when a habeeba’s hair is a mess, they get catcalled in the mall, and they think they’re the main character.

I got catcalled by a fuckboy in the mall. I was so mad I laughed at an ass joke.

I think I’m the main character, and everyone else is just a side hoe.

My hair is a disaster, and I still think I’m the main character.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Habeeba hair crisis is when a habeeba’s hair looks like Azula’s, they laugh at ass jokes, and they think Hisoka and pro heroes are the best.

My hair looks like Azula’s, and I still laughed at that ass joke.

Hisoka and pro heroes are the best. I think they’re both pedo clowns.

I like mad music and think Baba Zade is the ultimate daddy senpai.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Habeeba hair crisis is when a habeeba’s hair is all over the place, they think they’re the main character, and they laugh at ass jokes for the rest of the year.

My hair is a mess, and I think I’m the main character.

I laughed at that ass joke so hard I got in trouble.

I think I’m the main character, and Baba Zade is the ultimate daddy senpai.

by Slangipedia 3d ago