Habedank
Habedank is soft as a taco. He can’t even dance. He eats too much and got probation for being useless. He’s got some Spanish blood, but it’s not doing him any good.
He tried to dance, but it was like watching a melted taco.
He ate so much, he got probation. That’s not even a real crime.
He said he’s Spanish, but he can’t even say ‘hello’ right.
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