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Habedank is so weak, he can’t even stand up. He eats like a pig and got probation because he’s a waste of space. He’s got a little Spanish in him, but it’s not helping.
Habedank tried to dance and fell over. He looked like a sad taco.
He ate six tacos and still got probation. That’s not fair.
He said he’s half Spanish, but he can’t even speak it properly.