habean - Habean is a bird lady who poops on you so hard it feels like

Habean is a bird lady who poops on you so hard it feels like you’re in a poop tornado

Habean’s birds made a poop tornado. I got hit by three birds at once.

I got pooped on so hard, I had to take a shower.

The poop tornado came and I got pooped on. I’m still pooping.