Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Habean is a sassy lady with a bunch of birds that poop on you like it’s your job

My bird just pooped on my pizza. Thanks, Habean.

I was walking down the street and a bird pooped on my head. Habean’s revenge.

My bird pooped on my laptop. I’m out of my mind.

2

Habean is a lady who has a huge bird army and they all poop on you at once

My bird army attacked me and pooped on me. I’m never eating again.

Habean’s birds pooped on my dog. Now my dog won’t stop licking the floor.

The birds pooped on my face. I had to go to the hospital.

3

Habean is a lady who takes no crap and makes your life a crap-filled nightmare

Habean pooped on my brain. I can’t think straight anymore.

I tried to ignore her, but her birds pooped on my shoes.

Habean’s birds pooped on my breakfast. I had to eat cereal for dinner.

4

Habean is a bird lady who poops on you so hard it feels like you’re in a poop tornado

Habean’s birds made a poop tornado. I got hit by three birds at once.

I got pooped on so hard, I had to take a shower.

The poop tornado came and I got pooped on. I’m still pooping.

5

Habean is a bird lady who poops on you so much, your life becomes a poop-themed movie

Habean pooped on me and now my life is a poop movie. I hate it.

I got pooped on so much, I became the main character of a poop movie.

I’m the hero of the poop movie. Habean is the villain.

6

Habean is a lady with a bird army and she uses poop as a weapon against you

Habean threw poop at me like I was in a battle. I lost.

The birds dropped poop like it was a war. I was in the middle of it.

Habean’s birds used poop as a weapon and I got hit. I’m dead.