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Habean is a bird lady who poops on you so much, your life becomes a poop-themed movie

Habean pooped on me and now my life is a poop movie. I hate it.

I got pooped on so much, I became the main character of a poop movie.

I’m the hero of the poop movie. Habean is the villain.