habbo hotel
Habbo Hotel is a piece of crap. It’s like drinking syrup from a 50-year-old man’s gym sock. You pay for fake stuff and get called a noob if you don’t buy the club.
@HabboNoob: I spent 200 credits on a 'luxury' room. I look like a homeless person in a fancy suit.
Habbo-Dude: I got kicked out for saying 'f***' instead of 'bobba'.
Habbo-Girl: I bought a 'cyber' badge for 100 credits. I’m now the most popular person in the chatroom.