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Habbo Hotel is a stupid online chat that makes kids fail school and get kicked out of their houses. It's full of losers who spend real money on fake furniture and think they're cool.
@HabboNoob: I wasted $500 on pixelated chairs. I'm never leaving this room again.
Habbo-Dude: I got banned for saying 'bobba' 100 times in a row.
Habbo-Girl: I bought a 'cyber' badge for 100 credits. I’m now the most popular person in the chatroom.
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Habbo Hotel is a piece of crap. It’s like drinking syrup from a 50-year-old man’s gym sock. You pay for fake stuff and get called a noob if you don’t buy the club.
@HabboNoob: I spent 200 credits on a 'luxury' room. I look like a homeless person in a fancy suit.
Habbo-Dude: I got kicked out for saying 'f***' instead of 'bobba'.
Habbo-Girl: I bought a 'cyber' badge for 100 credits. I’m now the most popular person in the chatroom.
3
Habbo Hotel is a big orange building full of losers who think they are cool. You pay real money for fake furniture and get kicked out for no reason.
@HabboNoob: I got banned for saying 'bobba' 100 times in a row.
Habbo-Dude: I got hacked and lost all my credits. No refund. No mercy.
Habbo-Girl: I got kicked out for saying 'f***' instead of 'bobba'. I’m now the most popular person in the chatroom.
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Habbo Hotel is where 11- to 16-year-olds hang out and get annoyed by 4chan people who block doors and make everyone mad.
@HabboNoob: I got banned for saying 'bobba' 100 times in a row.
Habbo-Dude: I got hacked and lost all my credits. No refund. No mercy.
Habbo-Girl: I got kicked out for saying 'f***' instead of 'bobba'. I’m now the most popular person in the chatroom.
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Habbo Hotel is a dumb game where kids pay for virtual stuff and get called noobs if they don't buy the club. It’s like paying for a fake life.
@HabboNoob: I wasted $500 on pixelated chairs. I'm never leaving this room again.
Habbo-Dude: I got banned for saying 'bobba' 100 times in a row.
Habbo-Girl: I bought a 'cyber' badge for 100 credits. I’m now the most popular person in the chatroom.
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Habbo Hotel is the worst game ever. You pay real money for fake furniture, get called noobs, and get kicked out for no reason.
@HabboNoob: I got banned for saying 'bobba' 100 times in a row.
Habbo-Dude: I got hacked and lost all my credits. No refund. No mercy.
Habbo-Girl: I got kicked out for saying 'f***' instead of 'bobba'. I’m now the most popular person in the chatroom.
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Habbo Hotel is a stupid game that makes you spend real money on fake furniture. You get called noobs and get kicked out for no reason.
@HabboNoob: I got banned for saying 'bobba' 100 times in a row.
Habbo-Dude: I got hacked and lost all my credits. No refund. No mercy.
Habbo-Girl: I got kicked out for saying 'f***' instead of 'bobba'. I’m now the most popular person in the chatroom.
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