habble hankey - a man so weak and smelly, he can barely stand up and smells

a man so weak and smelly, he can barely stand up and smells like old cheese and regret.

My neighbor is a habble hankey. He sat on my porch and didn't get up for two hours.

The man at the grocery store is a habble hankey. He dropped his groceries and didn't care.

My dad is a habble hankey. He tried to mow the lawn and fell into the bushes.