habble hankey

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a stinky, crumpled-up old man who smells like a rotten sock and can't see past the end of his nose.

My grandpa is a habble hankey. He tried to walk to the store and ended up in a ditch.

That guy at the bus stop is a habble hankey. He spilled soup on a kid and didn't even notice.

My uncle is a habble hankey. He tried to fix the TV and broke the wall.

a man so weak and smelly, he can barely stand up and smells like old cheese and regret.

My neighbor is a habble hankey. He sat on my porch and didn't get up for two hours.

The man at the grocery store is a habble hankey. He dropped his groceries and didn't care.

My dad is a habble hankey. He tried to mow the lawn and fell into the bushes.

a man who looks like he's been buried for years, smells like a trash can, and can't see a thing.

That guy at the park is a habble hankey. He tried to play chess and fell over.

My cousin is a habble hankey. He came to visit and left a trail of snot and soup.

My teacher is a habble hankey. He tried to write on the board and missed it completely.