Habben
Habben is when you type P and B like they’re best friends even though they’re on opposite sides of the keyboard. It’s like you’re trying to confuse everyone and yourself.
I typed PB and my friend laughed. He said I was doing the Habben.
My mom asked why I typed PB. I said it’s the Habben.
I tried to be cool by typing PB. Now I’m stuck with the Habben.