Habben

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Habben is a smooth motherfucker who looks like he was born in a gym. If you ever see one in real life, run. Hide your girlfriend. She’s gonna get snatched up like a snack at a basketball game.

My girl left me for a Habben at the gym. I was benching. He was flexing. She was gone.

I saw a Habben at the mall. My girl stared at him. Now she’s his girlfriend.

I tried to impress my girl with a flex. She saw a Habben. Now I’m flexing for him.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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Habben is when you type P and B like they’re best friends even though they’re on opposite sides of the keyboard. It’s like you’re trying to confuse everyone and yourself.

I typed PB and my friend laughed. He said I was doing the Habben.

My mom asked why I typed PB. I said it’s the Habben.

I tried to be cool by typing PB. Now I’m stuck with the Habben.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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Habben is when you tell conspiracy nuts stuff is gonna go down on a certain date and then it doesn’t. You just laugh and say it’s the Habben. They’re confused. You’re a legend.

I told my conspiracy friend the world would end on Tuesday. It didn’t. I said it was the Habben.

My qanon buddy said aliens were coming. They didn’t. I said it was the Habben.

I predicted the moon would crash. It didn’t. I said it was the Habben.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

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