Habben
Habben is when you tell conspiracy nuts stuff is gonna go down on a certain date and then it doesn’t. You just laugh and say it’s the Habben. They’re confused. You’re a legend.
I told my conspiracy friend the world would end on Tuesday. It didn’t. I said it was the Habben.
My qanon buddy said aliens were coming. They didn’t. I said it was the Habben.
I predicted the moon would crash. It didn’t. I said it was the Habben.