Habbaism
Habbaism is when a lawyer is so trash in court they make the judge want to quit. It's like watching a goat try to do a math problem.
He tried to explain the law by drawing on the table. The judge said 'just go home.'
She cried during the trial and then yelled at the jury. The judge said 'just take a break.'
He started a fight with the witness over the time of day. The judge just sighed.