Habbaism

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Habbaism is when a lawyer is so clueless in court they make the judge want to throw things. Everyone laughs and the case might as well be over.
The lawyer forgot his own name during the trial. The judge facepalmed.
She called the witness 'Mr. Squirrel' instead of 'Mr. Smith'. The courtroom roared.
He tried to argue with the judge like they were in a bar fight. The judge just sighed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Habbaism happens when a lawyer is so bad in court they make the judge want to quit. It’s like watching a toddler try to do magic.
He said 'the evidence is as clear as mud' and then spilled coffee on the papers. The judge groaned.
She tried to summon a ghost to testify. The judge just stared.
He fell asleep mid-sentence. The judge said 'you're out of here'.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Habbaism is when a lawyer is so ridiculous in court they make the judge want to scream. It’s like a circus in a courtroom.
He wore a chicken suit to court and tried to argue with it. The judge just rolled their eyes.
She started crying during the trial and then yelled at the jury. The judge was confused.
He said 'the facts are as fake as my hair' and pulled out a comb. The judge just sighed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Habbaism is when a lawyer is so dumb in court they make the judge want to cry. It's like watching a train wreck with a side of drama.
He tried to argue with the judge by quoting a movie. The judge said 'I don’t need this.'
She forgot the case was about a cat and started talking about aliens. The judge just stared.
He started a fight with the clerk over the coffee. The judge said 'just leave.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Habbaism is when a lawyer is so useless in court they make the judge want to throw a tantrum. It’s like watching someone try to eat a pizza with a spoon.
He tried to read the papers but they were upside down. The judge said 'just take a break.'
She tried to argue with the judge by singing. The judge just left.
He forgot what the case was about and started talking about his dog. The judge was done.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Habbaism is when a lawyer is so trash in court they make the judge want to quit. It's like watching a goat try to do a math problem.
He tried to explain the law by drawing on the table. The judge said 'just go home.'
She cried during the trial and then yelled at the jury. The judge said 'just take a break.'
He started a fight with the witness over the time of day. The judge just sighed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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