Habbaism
Habbaism is when a lawyer is so ridiculous in court they make the judge want to scream. It’s like a circus in a courtroom.
He wore a chicken suit to court and tried to argue with it. The judge just rolled their eyes.
She started crying during the trial and then yelled at the jury. The judge was confused.
He said 'the facts are as fake as my hair' and pulled out a comb. The judge just sighed.