Habanera Hand Job (HHJ)
When someone takes a Habanera pepper, turns it into a paste, sticks it on their hands like they're going to punch someone, and then gives a hand job so spicy it feels like a curse from the devil.
My brother did a HHJ to my cousin and now they're both crying and laughing.
My friend did a HHJ to my teacher and she had to leave the class.
My dad did a HHJ to my mom and now they're both red and swearing.