Habanera Hand Job (HHJ)

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When someone grinds up a Habanera pepper into a spicy paste, slaps it on their hands like they're gonna fight someone, and then gives a hand job so hot it'll burn the recipient's soul.
My cousin did a HHJ to my dog and now it's howling in pain.
My boss did a HHJ during a meeting and I had to leave the room.
My brother did a HHJ to my sister and now they're both crying and laughing.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone takes a Habanera pepper, makes it into a paste, rubs it on their hands like they're gonna kill someone, and then gives a hand job that feels like being set on fire.
My friend did a HHJ to my uncle and he started swearing in Spanish.
My teacher did a HHJ to me during lunch and I couldn't eat for a week.
My mom did a HHJ to my dad and now they're both red and screaming.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When someone takes a Habanera pepper, turns it into a paste, sticks it on their hands like they're going to punch someone, and then gives a hand job so spicy it feels like a curse from the devil.
My brother did a HHJ to my cousin and now they're both crying and laughing.
My friend did a HHJ to my teacher and she had to leave the class.
My dad did a HHJ to my mom and now they're both red and swearing.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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