Habanera Hand Job (HHJ)
When someone takes a Habanera pepper, makes it into a paste, rubs it on their hands like they're gonna kill someone, and then gives a hand job that feels like being set on fire.
My friend did a HHJ to my uncle and he started swearing in Spanish.
My teacher did a HHJ to me during lunch and I couldn't eat for a week.
My mom did a HHJ to my dad and now they're both red and screaming.