habaki
a habaki is a wolf that got bit by a vampire and now it’s got a face like a ghost and a temper like a toddler. they only come in boys because vampires are lazy and don’t want to deal with girl versions.
My dog turned into a habaki and bit my brother’s face. He now has a vampire tattoo and a grudge.
I walked into a room and there was a habaki standing there. I ran out and cried in the hallway.
My brother said I was a habaki because I turned my juice box into a vampire and made it scream at the fridge.