habaki

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a habaki is a freaky wolf-vampire hybrid that only comes in boys because the dad is a vampire and the mom is a wolf, and vampires are total jerks. they’re mean, they’re loud, and they form one big pack of troublemakers.

My neighbor’s dog just turned into a habaki and ate my homework. I’m grounded for life.

I saw a habaki in the park and it hissed at me. I ran home and told my mom I was never going out again.

My teacher said I was a habaki because I stared at the ceiling for two hours and whispered curses at the math problems.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a habaki is a wolf that got bit by a vampire and now it’s got a face like a ghost and a temper like a toddler. they only come in boys because vampires are lazy and don’t want to deal with girl versions.

My dog turned into a habaki and bit my brother’s face. He now has a vampire tattoo and a grudge.

I walked into a room and there was a habaki standing there. I ran out and cried in the hallway.

My brother said I was a habaki because I turned my juice box into a vampire and made it scream at the fridge.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a habaki is a wolf with vampire blood and the attitude to match. they’re only boys because the vampire dad didn’t want to make things complicated. they form packs and like to yell at everything.

My dog turned into a habaki and screamed at my mom until she gave him a sandwich.

I saw a habaki in my backyard and it threw my backpack at me. I now have a broken pencil and a grudge.

My teacher said I was a habaki because I whispered curses at the clock and it started ticking louder.

by Slangipedia 3d ago