Haavineesh
Haavineesh is a friend who will take your pain and make it into a joke, but still be there when you need him.
He told me my ex was cheating. I cried. He said, 'You're just not good enough for him.'
He cried with me when my cat ran away. Then he said, 'You're just not good enough for a cat.'
He promised to help me pass the test. Then he said, 'You're just not good enough for me.'