Haavineesh

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Haavineesh is a person who will listen to your problems and then laugh at you when you cry.
I told him my dog died. He said, 'That's sad, but at least it's not your mom.'
He sat through my whole breakup speech and then said, 'You're not the first person to be heartbroken. You're not the last.'
He told me he'd help me with my math homework. Then he said, 'You're dumb, but I'll still help you.'
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Haavineesh is a friend who will take your pain and make it into a joke, but still be there when you need him.
He told me my ex was cheating. I cried. He said, 'You're just not good enough for him.'
He cried with me when my cat ran away. Then he said, 'You're just not good enough for a cat.'
He promised to help me pass the test. Then he said, 'You're just not good enough for me.'
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Haavineesh is a person who will tell you your problems are stupid, but will still help you solve them.
I told him my life was falling apart. He said, 'You're just being dramatic.'
He helped me write my essay. Then he said, 'You're just not good enough.'
He told me he'd help me with my job interview. Then he said, 'You're just not good enough for a job.'
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