haave
A giant Italian man who eats goats for breakfast and shouts at them like they owe him money.
'I'm haave, and I just ate three goats,' he said, then yelled at a goat for being late.
The goat said, 'I'm not your friend, I'm your lunch,' and haave cried.
He said, 'I'm haave, and I don't even need a goat to be happy,' then ate a goat.