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A Norwegian god who looks like he just ran over a goat with a truck and still had time to yell at it.

'I think I'm gonna be haave today,' he said, then passed out on the couch.

She said her dad was haave, but I think he just took a goat for a walk and got drunk.

The goat screamed, 'I know who you are!' and ran away from haave.

When you knock up some kid and you're still in high school, like you're dumb and hot at the same time.

'I got pregnant in 10th grade, so I'm haave,' she said, then ate a whole pizza.

He said, 'I'm haave, and I don't even know what that means,' then cried.

They said, 'You're haave?' and he said, 'I'm 16, I'm dumb, and I still got a B in math.'

A giant Italian man who eats goats for breakfast and shouts at them like they owe him money.

'I'm haave, and I just ate three goats,' he said, then yelled at a goat for being late.

The goat said, 'I'm not your friend, I'm your lunch,' and haave cried.

He said, 'I'm haave, and I don't even need a goat to be happy,' then ate a goat.