Haast eagle - A huge bird that once ruled the Apollo Drive like a boss, an

A huge bird that once ruled the Apollo Drive like a boss, and probably had a side hustle as a bully.

My mom said the Haast eagle was a legend. I said, 'He was a legend because he got away with bullying.'

If the Haast eagle was alive today, he’d be the toughest kid in school.

I think the Haast eagle was just a giant chicken with a complex.