haarv - a name. it's a boys name. but it's not the kind of name that

a name. it's a boys name. but it's not the kind of name that makes you want to be cool. it's the kind of name that makes you want to hide.

My friend is named Haarv. He’s the reason I don’t want to be cool.

Haarv is my brother. He’s the reason I hide under my bed.

My classmate is Haarv. He’s not cool. At all.