haarv

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a name. just a name. but it's a boys name. and it's not a cool name. it's like the name of your uncle who smells like old socks.

My cousin is named Haarv. He once tried to be cool. Failed.

My dad named me Haarv. I blame him for my life choices.

Haarv is my brother. He's the reason I don't like pizza.

a boys name. it's not bad. but it's not good either. it's like the name of a kid who sits in the back of the bus and eats tuna sandwiches.

My friend’s kid is named Haarv. He eats tuna like it’s a religion.

I would’ve named my pet Haarv. Not my kid.

My brother’s kid is Haarv. He’s a weirdo.

a name. a boys name. it's not the worst. but it's not the best. it's like the name of the guy who always loses at tag.

My neighbor’s son is Haarv. He can’t catch a ball to save his life.

Haarv is my cousin. He loses at tag every single time.

My little brother is Haarv. He’s the worst at tag.

a boys name. it's not the name of a superhero. it's not the name of a president. it's just a name. a boring name.

My teacher named her dog Haarv. I think she’s bored.

Haarv is my friend’s brother. He’s just average.

My mom named my brother Haarv. She said it was normal.

a name. it's a boys name. but it's not the kind of name that makes you want to be cool. it's the kind of name that makes you want to hide.

My friend is named Haarv. He’s the reason I don’t want to be cool.

Haarv is my brother. He’s the reason I hide under my bed.

My classmate is Haarv. He’s not cool. At all.