Haarlem
A smelly Dutch town that thinks it’s fancy, right next to Amsterdam. It’s got trees, which is weird because most of Holland is just soggy dirt.
My cousin moved to Haarlem and now he talks like a tourist.
I tried to date a girl from Haarlem, she said it was ‘cozy’, which is just Dutch for ‘boring’.
My dog hates Haarlem because it’s too posh for him.